$5 + $.50 Tournament

Position: 345/466

Fucking. Donkfest.

I'm not censoring names on this one. I'm too pissed off.

Full Tilt Poker Game #2374927644: $5 + $0.50 Tournament (17894173), Table 32 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:19:47 ET - 2007/05/07
Seat 1: crazdgamer (1,480)
Seat 2: sanfordplace (1,395)
Seat 3: tmt7780 (2,270)
Seat 4: allxtex (1,865)
Seat 5: Xx Maxter xX (2,390)
Seat 6: 2play4 (1,825)
Seat 7: debster36 (1,060)
Seat 8: Tonymay67 (2,330)
Seat 9: 6derek (2,125)
6derek posts the small blind of 20
crazdgamer posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #8

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to crazdgamer [Ad 7c]
sanfordplace folds
tmt7780 calls 40
allxtex folds
Xx Maxter xX folds
2play4 folds
debster36 calls 40
Tonymay67 folds
6derek calls 20
crazdgamer checks

*** FLOP *** [As 4d Qc]
6derek bets 80
crazdgamer raises to 240 (I have top pair. Let's see if he really likes his hand.)
tmt7780 folds
debster36 calls 240 (... hmmm...)
6derek calls 160 (... ugh)

*** TURN *** [As 4d Qc] [9h]
6derek has 15 seconds left to act
6derek bets 40 (... min bet? slow playing a monster?)
crazdgamer calls 40
debster36 calls 40

*** RIVER *** [As 4d Qc 9h] [2c]
6derek bets 240
crazdgamer folds (not getting stupid. top pair seven kicker can't be good here.)
debster36 calls 240

*** SHOW DOWN ***
6derek shows [Ac 5s] (a pair of Aces) (WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT)
debster36 mucks
6derek wins the pot (1,480) with a pair of Aces
The blinds are now 25/50

*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,480 | Rake 0
Board: [As 4d Qc 9h 2c]
Seat 1: crazdgamer (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 7: debster36 mucked [3h Qd] - a pair of Queens
Seat 9: 6derek (small blind) showed [Ac 5s] and won (1,480) with a pair of Aces

At this point, I use my player notes to the fullest extent by noting the utter donkery that I just witnessed from 2 players.

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Full Tilt Poker Game #2374955035: $5 + $0.50 Tournament (17894173), Table 32 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:23:23 ET - 2007/05/07
Seat 1: crazdgamer (1,485)
Seat 2: sanfordplace (1,320)
Seat 3: bacardi gold (1,780), is sitting out
Seat 4: allxtex (1,815)
Seat 5: Xx Maxter xX (2,340)
Seat 6: 2play4 (1,825)
Seat 7: debster36 (400)
Seat 8: Tonymay67 (2,330)
Seat 9: 6derek (3,045)
allxtex posts the small blind of 25
Xx Maxter xX posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #2

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to crazdgamer [Ac Ts]
2play4 folds
debster36 calls 50
Tonymay67 folds
6derek folds
crazdgamer raises to 225
sanfordplace folds
allxtex folds
Xx Maxter xX folds
debster36 raises to 400, and is all in
crazdgamer calls 175
debster36 shows [4h Kd] (you're finished! you fool!)
crazdgamer shows [Ac Ts]

*** FLOP *** [Qd Kh 5s] (...)
*** TURN *** [Qd Kh 5s] [9d] (ace for a higher pair, jack for a straight.)
*** RIVER *** [Qd Kh 5s 9d] [Kc] (... oh what the FUCK.)
debster36 shows three of a kind, Kings
crazdgamer shows a pair of Kings
debster36 wins the pot (875) with three of a kind, Kings

*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 875 | Rake 0
Board: [Qd Kh 5s 9d Kc]
Seat 1: crazdgamer showed [Ac Ts] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 7: debster36 showed [4h Kd] and won (875) with three of a kind, Kings

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Full Tilt Poker Game #2374984544: $5 + $0.50 Tournament (17894173), Table 32 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:27:17 ET - 2007/05/07
Seat 1: crazdgamer (1,085)
Seat 2: sanfordplace (3,190)
Seat 3: bacardi gold (1,780), is sitting out
Seat 4: allxtex (470)
Seat 5: Xx Maxter xX (2,390)
Seat 6: 2play4 (1,825)
Seat 7: debster36 (800)
Seat 8: Tonymay67 (2,230)
Seat 9: 6derek (2,570)
Tonymay67 posts the small blind of 25
6derek posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #7

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to crazdgamer [2c 2d]
crazdgamer raises to 175 (UTG raise means strength)
sanfordplace folds
bacardi gold folds
allxtex folds
Xx Maxter xX folds
2play4 folds
debster36 folds
Tonymay67 folds
6derek calls 125

*** FLOP *** [6d 6h 7c]
6derek checks
crazdgamer bets 910, and is all in (tilt all-in)
6derek calls 910
crazdgamer shows [2c 2d]
6derek shows [6s Qs] (that's nice. UTG raises, and you call with the sooted Q6 monster.)

*** TURN *** [6d 6h 7c] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [6d 6h 7c Jh] [3s]
crazdgamer shows two pair, Sixes and Twos
6derek shows three of a kind, Sixes
6derek wins the pot (2,195) with three of a kind, Sixes
crazdgamer stands up

*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,195 | Rake 0
Board: [6d 6h 7c Jh 3s]
Seat 1: crazdgamer showed [2c 2d] and lost with two pair, Sixes and Twos
Seat 2: sanfordplace didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: bacardi gold didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: allxtex didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Xx Maxter xX didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: 2play4 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: debster36 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Tonymay67 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: 6derek (big blind) showed [6s Qs] and won (2,195) with three of a kind, Sixes

Looks like I'm gonna tilt off my stack at the Hoy. You should all hope you're at my table. Free chips!